i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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