You can't motorboat a personality
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
smell my finger.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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