Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
