If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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