Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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