all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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