We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
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I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize