The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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