I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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