Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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