i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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