If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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