Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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