Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Come see our sink grown plant.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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