Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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