No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
be right there i have to get my cape
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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