no one should ever give us hovercrafts
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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