he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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