I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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