That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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