doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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