I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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