i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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