I wish my penis had an off switch
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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