Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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