i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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