I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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