I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
