What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It's official drugs can't kill me
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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