"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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