How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
