hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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