Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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