well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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