So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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