My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
And then my night got REAL pukey
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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