That's intense
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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