i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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