Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Come on in and take your pants off
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