When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize