i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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