You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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