Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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