It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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