Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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