I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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