can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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