If you die in college, do you die in real life?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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