Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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