69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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