Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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