Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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