She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
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I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I think people are normalizing furries
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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