NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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Goodbee
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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