Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
My vagina is very pro this idea
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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