Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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