Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
that may or may not have been my penis.
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